idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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