how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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