The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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