I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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