separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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