i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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