It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
