I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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