How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Come see our sink grown plant.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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