Is it normal to miss your booty call?
how can u be prego again
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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