Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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