After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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