careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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