All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
whose parrot is this?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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