whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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