I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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