I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize