Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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