wrigley field is MILF paradise
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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