If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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