I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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