i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I know her cup size but not her name....
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