Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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