I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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