gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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