I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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