is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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