awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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