Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
