This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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