i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
