when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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