So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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