I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
