Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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