I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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