Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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