HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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