Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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