So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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