You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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