can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We just shotgunned beers for America
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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