i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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