I hate your face
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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