Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Fuck appropriateness.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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