their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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