ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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