Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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