I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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