awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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