doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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