brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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