eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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