so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.