I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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