Non-Jews are for practice
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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